Swanky Shank "Green Bean Machine" BS or Tee; Gender Neutral Tee


Shipping to United States: $3.50

Who doesn't love green beans-- and Thanksgiving green beans just taste better! Whether you add the crunchy onions on top, or sauté with bacon like my Mom use to, they are THE vegetable of Thanksgiving.

This tee is perfect for Thanksgiving, especially if you, like me, feel traditional Thanksgiving can be quite problematic. The exploitation and genocide of indigenous peoples will never be something to celebrate but I can totally get behind celebrating gratitude, family, friends... and green beans!

The elbow patches are so sweet on this design but they are totally up to you. Choose at check-out.

**Please note that the baby sizes (24 months on down) will have smaller stamps than the tee version shown in the photos. We have to use smaller stamps in order to fit everything on the bodysuit. BS stands for bodysuit. Bodysuits are 24 months on down in size. Anything over 2t is a TEE shirt. We use Carter's brand for our bodysuits. However, our tee shirts will vary in brand based on availability by the manufacturers, but we believe any of the ones we carry run true to size. If you have a question about what brand tee we are currently using, please send us a message! This tee (or bodysuit *BS) is long sleeved. If you'd like this to be short sleeved, please leave a note at checkout.

Photos were taken by the talented Kaitlin Brantner. https://www.kaitlinbrantner.com

Copyright Swanky Shank, LLC, 2020. All items,
photographs,descriptions and other intellectual property are the
property of Swanky Shank, LLC.

Shipping from United States

We use economy shipping here at Swanky Shank-- that way we can save YOU money. If you would like your item(s) any sooner, please let us know and we will create a reserved listing just for you!

If your items total over $50 I will automatically use priority shipping! Also I will also purchase insurance and delivery confirmation!

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

1. We do not offer returns OR exchanges on items due to incorrect size chosen-- we are hand-made and cannot operate like a mass manufacturer. However, if we have made a mistake on an item ordered we will absolutely stand behind the item-- please message us with photos and we will see to it that you receive a corrected item or refund.

2. If your item is LOST/UNDELIVERABLE unfortunately we are NOT held responsible. Let us know if you want us to purchase insurance on your behalf ahead of time (usually around $2).

3. If the package is returned because of an incorrect address on your PayPal account, you are responsible for the additional shipping charge.

4. All returned items should be returned within one week of receipt. Items must be in original condition, containing no signs of wear, no traces of lotion/tobacco/etc. AND UNWASHED.


RUSH ORDERS: any orders needed ASAP have a 25% price increase. If I don't have any orders ahead of yours, I'll gladly waive this fee. Please convo for more details! :)

Legal imprint